Chris was just standing at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean to wave goodbye to the passengers as they disembarked when the phone rang. He answered it and listened to the security personnel watching the cameras. Alright, Ill get right on it. He sighed and hung up the phone perfect. He thought before pressing the emergency stop button and speaking into the microphone. Sorry folks, but there is a tiny matter that needs taken care of, but dont worry your ride shall resume shortly. He walks down the side towards the part of the ride where the town is burning. He sees a silver-haired man standing i
It was a slow day at the flea market as Chris was standing behind the counter of his shop, wearing blue jeans and a black Naruto shirt, bored out of his skull. Suddenly, a chill ran down his spine as he heard the sound of stomping feet approaching his store. CHRIS! Nate ran up to the stand looking pissed and ready to kill. Youre a dead man for selling me that cursed halberd! Now Nate, I had no idea that thing was cursed. Dont do anything rash. Nate got an evil look in his eyes and said, Dont worry. Im not going to hurt you. I just wanted to give you a gift for being such a good
Naruto was down after crappy day training with his team, or as he called it, Everybody insults Naruto. He sighed and thought, If I had a cool weapon everybody would respect me and Sakura would go out on a date with me. He turns his head and sees a sign that says Ryus Discount Weapons and smiles. Well thats convenient. Naruto heads inside and looks around at all the rusty weapons and turns to leave. Wait! Youre a ninja right? He looks to see a young man about 16 standing behind the counter. All the weapons here are crap! Naruto exclaims. All except one. These s
Torturing Fun with Itachi
By Ryu the Fullmetal Ninja
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Welcome to another fun-filled episode of Torturing Fun with Itachi. Itachi says as he walks onto the stage to thunderous applause and screams of fangirls. Im your host Itachi Uchiha and today on TFI we have a special victim today. In the final episode of the Team Ten Torture special we have the smartest member. but first some highlights of the last two episodes. A scene of Chouji throwing up after Ayames aunt Akanes ramen is shown, as well as a scene of Ino screaming covered in bugs. Ryu wheel out
TFI Chapter
By Ryu the Fullmetal Ninja and Parts contributed by windmaster324
*Itachis Office*
Itachi is sitting in his office at Karasu no Konoha Studios when one of his recent hires walks in. His assistant Director, Hyuga Hinata, is PISSED. Now you may be wondering how shy, meek little Hinata became the assistant director of a show about torturing and humiliating people. Well, that is an interesting story. One day, as she was doing her favorite pastime (stalking Naruto) she overheard him laughing and telling anyone who would listen about how he pranked the hell out of Jiraiya on television, and was going to look into getting Itachi
Torturing Fun with Itachi
By Ryu the Full Metal Ninja
Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto.
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The audience applauds as Itachi walks down the stairs on to the stage. Hello and welcome to another thrilling episode of Torturing Fun with Itachi! Now last time on TFI we had the big-boned tank of Team 10: Akimichi Chouji! This week we have the banshee. Give a warm round of app-A large crash and sounds of a fight come from backstage. Shes loose! Grab Her! Why arent you helping me WM? Itachi sweatdrops and says, Excuse me one
Torturing Fun with Itachi 1 by CRocka07, literature
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Torturing Fun with Itachi 1
Torturing Fun with Itachi
By CRocka07 and Windmaster324
Disclamer: Dont own Naruto (goes and cries in a corner)
Hello, My Name is Itachi and Ill be your host today, he said. Itachi then steps out wearing a black tux with red clouds on it.
Welcome to our first show of inhumane torture, he said with a cheesy game show host smile.
Our first vict- I mean contestant will be a very famous jonin from Konoha, the copy-cat Nin, who has copied over a 1000 jutsu, give a warm round of applause for. . . HATAKE KAKASHI! Spotlight shines on Kakashi tied to a chair.
Mmmmrpgh. Kakashi struggles to ge
Torturing Fun with Itachi 2 by CRocka07, literature
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Torturing Fun with Itachi 2
Torturing Fun with Itachi
By CRocka07
Welcome back to Torturing Fun, Im your host Itachi He says.Last time on our show Kakashi was tortured by his darkest fears, but today we have a special gu- He is interrupted by a loud crash backstage. Excuse me folks, we seem to have a minor problem backstage.He said.
Sorry boss he got loose, but we got him under control now. Ryu said. He was burned. WM was twitching in the background.
Alright, now our next contestant is someone near and dear to my heart, he is a traitor to the leaf, an emo, and someone who would love to kill me and urinate o
Torturing Fun with Itachi
By CRocka07
Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto . . . yet Mwahahahahaha!
Todays idea for torture comes from windmaster324.
Welcome back to Torturing Fun with Itachi. Im your host Itachi. The spotlight shines on Itachi.And today we have a special guest torturer, give a warm round of applause for the prankster king of Konoha, Naruto Uzumaki! The crowd cheers as Naruto walks on the stage wearing an orange tux.Thank you Itachi. It is a pleasure to be here today.He says with his fox grin.
Now todays contestant is Narutos very own teacher, The Toad Sann
Max sat on his bed, tossing a rubber ball against the wall in rhythmic boredom. He just came home from the last day of school before he got a week off at school and his parents went on a much-needed holiday, leaving him and his older sister, Sarah, to fend for themselves. The house, usually filled with the hustle and bustle of family life, was now silent. With each passing minute, Max's boredom grew. The idea of a week-long vacation at home seemed exciting at first, but the novelty had worn off quickly. Sarah, being four years older, had her own plans and was out with friends, leaving Max alone in an empty house. Max was wandering around the house, searching for something to do. That's when his eyes locked onto the closed door of Sarah's room. Sarah had always been protective of her space, guarding her room like a dragon guards its treasure. Max had often wondered what secrets lay behind that closed door. The temptation to explore the 'forbidden' room was too much for Max to
Melissa's Sister (MHA: TG/Semitwinning) by BlindingRadiantVoi, literature
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Melissa's Sister (MHA: TG/Semitwinning)
It had been a year since Izuku Midoriya had last been to I-Island. The artificial island was one of the most advanced structures on Earth, capable of even moving across the ocean. Over the-thousand scientists lives in cities on the island, researching Quirks and engineering the most cutting-edge technology ever conceived. The last time he had been there had been rather memorable, not just because of the Villain attack, but because he met Melissa Shield, a brilliant girl two years older than him and daughter of one of the most brilliant scientists on the planet. Izuku stepped out of the airport and took a breath of fresh air. The I-Island Expo was in a few days, and he had been invited to attend. How could he possibly say no to seeing I-Island again? Not to mention all the Heroes who would be in attendance. “Izuku!” He turned, smiling as Melissa appeared, riding her favorite pogo-stick. “Hey, Melissa!” he said as she dismounted in front of him. She flipped the pogo-stick up under
Avatar The Last Airbender: The Royal Treatment by ShinMakeovers, literature
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Avatar The Last Airbender: The Royal Treatment
Zuko stood on his balcony, staring out over the Fire Nation capital. The sun peeked out over the horizon, dyeing the sky orange and bathing the rooftops in red. His morning robes flapped as a warm breeze blew over them. He let out a deep sigh. How long had it been since he'd last seen this? Since he last felt this? All those months scouring the globe. All those months hunting the Avatar. Now after all those months... he was finally home. "Brooding again, Zuzu?" A groan escaped the young prince's lips. He turned to see his sister leaning against the doorframe, an ever-present smirk on her face. "What do you want, Azula?" "Good morning to you too." Her smile fell into an equally familiar frown. "And here I am trying to do something nice for you too." Zuko couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. Azula? Nice? Those were two words that didn't usually go together. The fire prince folded his arms. "What do you mean?" "Hmmm..." Azula sauntered into the room, eyes lazily scanning the
After a 2 month Hiatus I have returned! I also am planning on doing a short comic/story after seeing New Moon with my sister. This comic will feature as many as 10 different ways to kill that sparkly bastard Edward Cullen. I will be doing at least one kill, and if anyone else would be interested leave a comment or a PM.
1. ~CRocka07 (https://www.deviantart.com/crocka07) : Surprise!
2. :iconcryometal666: : Toss into real world.
3. :icontheheroofdarkness: : Eternal Torture.
4. :iconmalanok: : Army of Vampire Killers.